A Message From The United States Congress

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To: the people of the United States of America.
Screw you America! You were stupid enough to believe our BS promises to you and stupid enough to vote us into office and now you’re whining about us not getting anything done for you.

Who do you think you worthless people are?! When you want something, you have to pay for it. We collect large amounts of money from big organizations and corporations who want us to do things for them and their interests. Take for instance the NRA and gun manufacturers. They pay us big bucks to look the other way. 92% of you bitch about a few kids being killed and a few thousand more of you each year by assault weapons but we don’t see 92% of you collecting a shit pot of money to buy us off in your favor and your kids are too young to vote and not our concern anyway. So put up or shut up. We got into politics to make money and by the way, come next election, even if you were to vote us all out of office, those big organizations and corporations have more just like us waiting in the wings with all their money to back them up. They will have them look appealing and be well scripted with all the right things to say to make you believe they will fight for you and work hard for your cause and like pigs to a troth, you’ll go running to the polls to vote for them and once in office, they’ll say “SCREW YOU AMERICA!”

So, if you want Congress to work for you, get out your wallets and check books, crack open your kiddies piggy banks, sell off your property and organize to try and collectively out spend the big guys who buy us and threaten to primary us out if we don’t do their bidding and maybe, just maybe, you will get us to do at least 50% of what you want. after all, that’s what we’re here for, the money honey.
Sincerely,
Your Heartless, Greedy, United States Congress

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