Dedicated Parody To Rush

Anybody who has been reading my blogs or tweets knows how I feel about Rush Limbaugh and the way he uses radio to spew out propaganda for what he calls “his side” which is the right wing conservative group who’s numbers are actually getting smaller and smaller as more people lose their jobs, their houses, and just about every thing else they had worked so hard for in pursuit of the American dream, in fact I think it’s pretty close to around 1% who he’s propagandizing for.

As I said before, I don’t listen to him because I believe what he says, I listen to him to find out what he’s saying to try to twist the minds of his listeners if they were to take him seriously. If you don’t, you may find he’s kind of funny like Porky Pig.

One of the things I got a kick out of was his parody’s poking a little fun at politicians on the left. I can appreciate them because I have written some myself like the one I wrote about Howard Stern and submitted it to KIIS FM radio in Los Angeles. Rick Dees liked it so well he played it and sent me a bunch of goodies courtesy of the station.

One of my favorites from Rush’s show was his version of Nowhere Man poking fun of Bill Clinton back in 1994. The worst one however, was Barack the Magic Negro to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon. That was not only NOT funny, I thought it was racist.

As I said, I’m skilled at parodies too and turn about is fair play so this is dedicated to Rush to the same tune (Puff The Magic Dragon) entitled, Rush The Crack Caucasian by Wayne Curtis.

Rush the crack Caucasian  lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that they know less than he

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Republicans in Congress just love that fat boy Rush

they listen to his every word  They just can’t get enough

President Obama says he wants to help us all

but Rush and all his cronies man just want to see him fall   Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian sits down by the sea

and loves to run his mouth all day on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian Likes to sell his tea

and and makes the idiots who buy think they’re more dumb than he.

The fat cats down on Wall Street all hedge their bets on Rush

They’re hoping that he can turn all American’s minds to mush

and even his pal Hannity who loves to chid and mock

he says “Ya know- ya know- ya know

lets blame it on Barack”  Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB  oh

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that – They’re – more – dumb – than – heeeeee

Top that one Rush and don’t call me racist, I’m whiter than you.