Dedicated Parody To Rush

Anybody who has been reading my blogs or tweets knows how I feel about Rush Limbaugh and the way he uses radio to spew out propaganda for what he calls “his side” which is the right wing conservative group who’s numbers are actually getting smaller and smaller as more people lose their jobs, their houses, and just about every thing else they had worked so hard for in pursuit of the American dream, in fact I think it’s pretty close to around 1% who he’s propagandizing for.

As I said before, I don’t listen to him because I believe what he says, I listen to him to find out what he’s saying to try to twist the minds of his listeners if they were to take him seriously. If you don’t, you may find he’s kind of funny like Porky Pig.

One of the things I got a kick out of was his parody’s poking a little fun at politicians on the left. I can appreciate them because I have written some myself like the one I wrote about Howard Stern and submitted it to KIIS FM radio in Los Angeles. Rick Dees liked it so well he played it and sent me a bunch of goodies courtesy of the station.

One of my favorites from Rush’s show was his version of Nowhere Man poking fun of Bill Clinton back in 1994. The worst one however, was Barack the Magic Negro to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon. That was not only NOT funny, I thought it was racist.

As I said, I’m skilled at parodies too and turn about is fair play so this is dedicated to Rush to the same tune (Puff The Magic Dragon) entitled, Rush The Crack Caucasian by Wayne Curtis.

Rush the crack Caucasian  lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that they know less than he

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Republicans in Congress just love that fat boy Rush

they listen to his every word  They just can’t get enough

President Obama says he wants to help us all

but Rush and all his cronies man just want to see him fall   Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian sits down by the sea

and loves to run his mouth all day on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian Likes to sell his tea

and and makes the idiots who buy think they’re more dumb than he.

The fat cats down on Wall Street all hedge their bets on Rush

They’re hoping that he can turn all American’s minds to mush

and even his pal Hannity who loves to chid and mock

he says “Ya know- ya know- ya know

lets blame it on Barack”  Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB  oh

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that – They’re – more – dumb – than – heeeeee

Top that one Rush and don’t call me racist, I’m whiter than you.

United or Divided?

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I have been listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity on the radio for some time here on KXNT radio in Las Vegas not as a fan per se , but more as someone who wants to hear both sides of the story to make an informed decision of the financial and political situation our country is facing.

It seems that these two highly recognizable “HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL” broadcasters, have set up camp to do one thing and one thing only, destroy the President of The United States. This is an agenda that, coming from any foreign source could be considered a threat to our nation’s leader.

A lot of Americans have been understandably upset or disappointed with the way things have been going but to blame everything on one man and destroy his character just to push an agenda? These two men are not only hoping that the President fails, they would not even support him if he woke up tomorrow and did everything they want a President to do because they hate him that much.

They are trying to divide this country with small minded talking points and hope there are enough ignorant Americans that they can insight to help them do it.  If I didn’t know better, I would say they sound like fascists.

Let’s start with the smarter of the two, the lovable Ma Ha Rushi himself Rush Limbaugh, as if he needs his ego stoked any further.  “Behind the golden E. I. B. microphone having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.”   That should be your clue right there not to take him seriously because if the country was being destroyed as we speak, why is he having fun inciting people to anger?

It’s it’s it’s ah- ah because (shuffling papers) they’re all a bunch of rank amateurs who were born to listen while he, “having the voice on loan from GOD, on the radio created by GOD ” (no God created Marconi, Marconi created the radio – have Snerdley check the facts to maintain your 99.6% correctness Rush) to enlighten and educate his listeners from the Institute of Conservative Studies.

So many people are getting so fired up about this that Rush only gets about, maybe, four or five calls on an open line Friday with maybe two or three that he has managed to brainwash enough to grovel before him and want to kiss his ring.  If he gets too many people to take him seriously enough, we’re all in trouble.

Just remember, “having more fun than a human being should be allowed,”  Oh and by the way, “Two if by tea,”  (buy tea buy tea buy tea) ” is the best tasting tea you’ll ever have had.   One taste, and you’ll become a conservative. ” He should expand his business to “One if By Pretzel, Two if By Tea” because of the way he can twist the truth.

Then there is Sean Hannity. His show is introduced by a guy who sounds drunk like Foster Brooks. Then there is the low class  “we’ll put a boot in your ass, it”s the American way” lyrics to really make us proud Americans for any foreigners to hear.

He is so unprofessional, it’s hard to listen to him for too long saying the same chiding and mocking remarks to “besmirch” President Obama day in and day out.  In fact Hannity does the very things he accuses the President of doing like being a cry baby, complainer, besmircher , etc. etc.

Hannity’s constant scolding voice is enough to give anyone listening a headache.  On top of that, all of the repetitious “ya know”s (NO I DON’T KNOW, WHY DON’T YOU JUST TELL US!) are enough to drive any professional broadcaster looking for work, crazy.

On top of that, anyone on his show that doesn’t agree or has another point of view than his should not expect to be able to state their side because he will interrupt and verbally harass them so they can’t make their point and the listeners can’t hear it.  He has the same buddy guests on over and over again like Ann Colter, the lady with an Adam’s apple and a lisp like Daffy Duck, Donald Trump, who says everything is very sad like his hair, and  Karl Rove, the other kind of architect that was Bush’s brain. That’s a good selection for a diverse discussion, not.

The point is neither of these two men are really doing anything to help unite the county or help the country. They have never worn the uniform to defend and serve our country, Limbaugh had a growth on his butt to keep him out of the service which later turned out to be the half of the brain behind his back “just to make it fair” and the only thing Hannity served were beers to the working class. At least he had a real job once.

These guys get their facts from the Drudge Report.  If you accept that as a viable source, shame on you. The Drudge Report is a source of information provided by Robert Drudge who is a man about 45 years old who has an obsession with news but no formal eduction in any field, in fact, he barely graduated high school, had failed his Bar Mitzvah (who does that?), had psychological and social problems, and was arrested for making harassing phone calls.  I guess that’s okay for these guys because they’re not running for President and they can associate themselves with whomever they want.

If you are looking for good advice to help this country out, don’t look to these guys.  They are only helping to bring it down.

 

 

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