Dedicated Parody To Rush

October 19, 2011 1 comment

Anybody who has been reading my blogs or tweets knows how I feel about Rush Limbaugh and the way he uses radio to spew out propaganda for what he calls “his side” which is the right wing conservative group who’s numbers are actually getting smaller and smaller as more people lose their jobs, their houses, and just about every thing else they had worked so hard for in pursuit of the American dream, in fact I think it’s pretty close to around 1% who he’s propagandizing for.

As I said before, I don’t listen to him because I believe what he says, I listen to him to find out what he’s saying to try to twist the minds of his listeners if they were to take him seriously. If you don’t, you may find he’s kind of funny like Porky Pig.

One of the things I got a kick out of was his parody’s poking a little fun at politicians on the left. I can appreciate them because I have written some myself like the one I wrote about Howard Stern and submitted it to KIIS FM radio in Los Angeles. Rick Dees liked it so well he played it and sent me a bunch of goodies courtesy of the station.

One of my favorites from Rush’s show was his version of Nowhere Man poking fun of Bill Clinton back in 1994. The worst one however, was Barack the Magic Negro to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon. That was not only NOT funny, I thought it was racist.

As I said, I’m skilled at parodies too and turn about is fair play so this is dedicated to Rush to the same tune (Puff The Magic Dragon) entitled, Rush The Crack Caucasian by Wayne Curtis.

Rush the crack Caucasian  lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that they know less than he

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Republicans in Congress just love that fat boy Rush

they listen to his every word  They just can’t get enough

President Obama says he wants to help us all

but Rush and all his cronies man just want to see him fall   Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian sits down by the sea

and loves to run his mouth all day on the network EIB

Rush the crack Caucasian Likes to sell his tea

and and makes the idiots who buy think they’re more dumb than he.

The fat cats down on Wall Street all hedge their bets on Rush

They’re hoping that he can turn all American’s minds to mush

and even his pal Hannity who loves to chid and mock

he says “Ya know- ya know- ya know

lets blame it on Barack”  Oh

Rush the crack Caucasian lives down by the sea

and likes to shoot his big mouth off on the network EIB  oh

Rush the crack Caucasian likes to push his tea

and poison all his listeners that – They’re – more – dumb – than – heeeeee

Top that one Rush and don’t call me racist, I’m whiter than you.

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United or Divided?

October 2, 2011 35 comments
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I have been listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity on the radio for some time here on KXNT radio in Las Vegas not as a fan per se , but more as someone who wants to hear both sides of the story to make an informed decision of the financial and political situation our country is facing.

It seems that these two highly recognizable “HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL” broadcasters, have set up camp to do one thing and one thing only, destroy the President of The United States. This is an agenda that, coming from any foreign source could be considered a threat to our nation’s leader.

A lot of Americans have been understandably upset or disappointed with the way things have been going but to blame everything on one man and destroy his character just to push an agenda? These two men are not only hoping that the President fails, they would not even support him if he woke up tomorrow and did everything they want a President to do because they hate him that much.

They are trying to divide this country with small minded talking points and hope there are enough ignorant Americans that they can insight to help them do it.  If I didn’t know better, I would say they sound like fascists.

Let’s start with the smarter of the two, the lovable Ma Ha Rushi himself Rush Limbaugh, as if he needs his ego stoked any further.  “Behind the golden E. I. B. microphone having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.”   That should be your clue right there not to take him seriously because if the country was being destroyed as we speak, why is he having fun inciting people to anger?

It’s it’s it’s ah- ah because (shuffling papers) they’re all a bunch of rank amateurs who were born to listen while he, “having the voice on loan from GOD, on the radio created by GOD ” (no God created Marconi, Marconi created the radio – have Snerdley check the facts to maintain your 99.6% correctness Rush) to enlighten and educate his listeners from the Institute of Conservative Studies.

So many people are getting so fired up about this that Rush only gets about, maybe, four or five calls on an open line Friday with maybe two or three that he has managed to brainwash enough to grovel before him and want to kiss his ring.  If he gets too many people to take him seriously enough, we’re all in trouble.

Just remember, “having more fun than a human being should be allowed,”  Oh and by the way, “Two if by tea,”  (buy tea buy tea buy tea) ” is the best tasting tea you’ll ever have had.   One taste, and you’ll become a conservative. ” He should expand his business to “One if By Pretzel, Two if By Tea” because of the way he can twist the truth.

Then there is Sean Hannity. His show is introduced by a guy who sounds drunk like Foster Brooks. Then there is the low class  “we’ll put a boot in your ass, it”s the American way” lyrics to really make us proud Americans for any foreigners to hear.

He is so unprofessional, it’s hard to listen to him for too long saying the same chiding and mocking remarks to “besmirch” President Obama day in and day out.  In fact Hannity does the very things he accuses the President of doing like being a cry baby, complainer, besmircher , etc. etc.

Hannity’s constant scolding voice is enough to give anyone listening a headache.  On top of that, all of the repetitious “ya know”s (NO I DON’T KNOW, WHY DON’T YOU JUST TELL US!) are enough to drive any professional broadcaster looking for work, crazy.

On top of that, anyone on his show that doesn’t agree or has another point of view than his should not expect to be able to state their side because he will interrupt and verbally harass them so they can’t make their point and the listeners can’t hear it.  He has the same buddy guests on over and over again like Ann Colter, the lady with an Adam’s apple and a lisp like Daffy Duck, Donald Trump, who says everything is very sad like his hair, and  Karl Rove, the other kind of architect that was Bush’s brain. That’s a good selection for a diverse discussion, not.

The point is neither of these two men are really doing anything to help unite the county or help the country. They have never worn the uniform to defend and serve our country, Limbaugh had a growth on his butt to keep him out of the service which later turned out to be the half of the brain behind his back “just to make it fair” and the only thing Hannity served were beers to the working class. At least he had a real job once.

These guys get their facts from the Drudge Report.  If you accept that as a viable source, shame on you. The Drudge Report is a source of information provided by Robert Drudge who is a man about 45 years old who has an obsession with news but no formal eduction in any field, in fact, he barely graduated high school, had failed his Bar Mitzvah (who does that?), had psychological and social problems, and was arrested for making harassing phone calls.  I guess that’s okay for these guys because they’re not running for President and they can associate themselves with whomever they want.

If you are looking for good advice to help this country out, don’t look to these guys.  They are only helping to bring it down.

 

 

Why We Should Not Allow A Mosgue At Ground Zero.

August 23, 2010 Leave a comment
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I am amazed at the argument by Americans over whether or not a mosque should be built in the vicinity of ground zero.

I was watching TV on the morning of September 11th, 2001 and saw the whole tragic attack on our country. I saw the planes hit the World Trade Center towers, the people falling to their deaths, and the towers collapsing down to a pile of smoking rubble. It was horrifying to watch. I will never forget it.

There is something else I saw on TV that horrible day that nobody else seems to remember or talk about. That is the coverage of practically the entire Muslim world dancing and cheering in the streets of their towns and cities for their victory over the death and destruction in the United States.

Thats right, they cheered while we cried. They were blowing their horns in the streets, banging pots and pans. The Muslim women were yodeling that insane la la la la la la la la la la. Only Israel wept with us over there and said “Now we’re all Israeli

So if you ask me what I think about a Mosque being built next to ground zero, I would say they can build it in hell where they belong and all the whining bleeding hearts for these sub-human monsters can join them.

Report Abuse? What a Joke!

July 19, 2009 Leave a comment

I am appalled with the legal system here in Las Vegas and the system that allows the people on public assistance who claim to have drug problems and mental illnesses to get away with crime and disrupt the lives of law abiding citizens. I am also shocked that an organization that my wife and I support known as the ASPCA has looked the other way in a case of animal neglect by these same people.

What has gotten me so upset is that our neighbors (more so ,neigh-dwellers rather than neighbors) who do not have jobs and have a 6 year old daughter who the mother refers to as “that  MF_ _ _ _N RETARD” and who goes to a special school sometimes (the county sends out a full sized empty bus just for her for the option of going or not) and when she goes, her parents get loaded up on prescription drug, sometimes parking a wheel chair or walker outside of their door which they use to hang washed-out underwear and the child’s garments on to air dry.

For at least 30 times this past year they have called up 911 to have the fire & rescue team come out along with the AMR ambulance to service the man who usually walks over to the gurney and lays himself down blowing kisses to his family as they wheel him away. This usually occurs after he has provoked a fight with a neighbor or has had an argument over non payment to a guy who is selling Zanax, Valium, or Oxycontin (please forgive any misspelling on these drugs, I don’t use them). The dealer disappears and the neighbor who he provokes a fight with usually has to move.

Last Saturday, July 11th, this happened again.  However, this time the mother later on became so abusive to her daughter, beating her so badly that the whole building was complaining. We are supposed to report child abuse aren’t we? That’s what happened and the police arrived catching her in the act and arresting her. The little girl was questioned, taken into an ambulance for examination. Animal control took the dog out which had been kept in the house with no shots or license and going all over the floor. The little girl said the dog goes in the house (apartment) all the time and wondered why we and others walk our dogs.

The father was brought back from the hospital, running up to the ambulance and the wonderful Child Protective Services department of Las Vegas. They, CPS here, made the logical(?) decision to leave the child in his care, even though he is obviously drugged up.

The next day he approached me asking me for $20.00 because he was “hurting” and he knew a guy selling morphine to help him because the cops took all the drugs when his wife was arrested on felony child abuse. I walked away.

Friday night, July 17th, less than a week after she was arrested and charged, she was back screaming that the cops took all her F_ _ _ _ing drugs and screaming at the top of her lungs. Also , the dog was back.

How does this happen?! What kind of system is this and who are these people? No wonder people don’t get involved and look the other way when a crime is being committed. This is a joke! I hope they kill each other and I can tell our legal system “I told you so!”

Gun Laws Interview ON GMA

April 6, 2009 1 comment

Sunday:  April 5, 2009 ABC Good Morning America; Blond interviewer on gun laws with with professor & author Jim Jacobs.

Click here to see video.

Did it ever occur to you that with all the laws in this country, not one of them actually stops criminals?

A criminal has total disregard for the law; that’s why 3 police officers were killed in Pittsburgh.

The question the news media doesn’t ask and should ask is, “How can we address the criminal mentality to stop people from going over the edge to break the law?”

Criminals are people who have become desperate or have given up, or, have mental problems.  No one pays attention to them until they break the law.

Maybe all it takes for them is to hear someone like Michelle Bachman say, “People must become armed and dangerous” just 1 weeks before all this gun violence broke out.

Maybe members of the media should haul her ass into an interview and ask her if she’s happy now?

Why don’t they ask, “Why aren’t people like her (Bachman) arrested for inciting violence?”  She has mental issues too (take a look at her eyes when she’s ranting).

Need more laws?

No, we need to be aware.  To recognize the signs and get help for people who might snap.

People should start helping people instead of being cowering victims waiting for ignored written laws to jump out and protect them.

Tell-A-Friend: Support a Truth & Reconciliation Commission

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Is Limbaugh the new Hitler?

March 5, 2009 Leave a comment

There was a guy that talked so crazy that everybody laughed at him. He was looked at as a political comedian. Only a small group of radical followers believed in what he had to say. Some of the followers eventually became so offended by his remarks that they broke away from him and one actually hit him in the mouth in anger.

He was not taken seriously by the majority until it was too late. That man was Adolph Hitler the most dangerous tyrant in modern history.

 Now we have this Rush Limbaugh who people laugh at his radical rantings on the radio. He has a small group of followers, fewer now who became offended by his comments, and now claims to be the new voice of the Republican party. He is trying to turn the people against the President of the United States and hopes the President fails. If he fails, so goes the country. This is what Hitler did.

Rush Limbaugh is trying to turn the Republican party into the new Nazi party. This is anti-American and he is either crazy or a fascist traitor to his country.

Hitler made the swastika the symbol for the Nazi party. Limbaugh has this symbol on the back of his chair, his microphone, his polo shirt over his black heart, and all over his radio studio.

It looks like the letter B backwards and forwards. I used to think it stood for BS in both directions until I saw the swastika hidden inside it. It’s true! If you take the swastika and close the ends of the four corners to the center with a curve you will form the Limbaugh logo. It may seem funny until the day we see storm troopers marching down American streets wearing arm bands with with this symbol rounding up and shooting people that the new dictator Limbaugh considers enemies of the state. If you think this is far fetched, find a survivor who lived in Berlin prior to 1938.

Wake Up America

July 16, 2008 Leave a comment

Every time I hear the news it seems things are getting worse; gas prices rising, stock market falling, housing market failing, and people getting frustrated and worried about the future of our economy. It seems that everybody is looking at the President to do something or they’re hoping the next President will do something to fix all of our problems. Wake up America because one person even in the “most powerful seat in the nation” can’t put this Humpty Dumpty situation back together again. We the American people gave all of our power away to the United States Congress because we wanted someone else to look after our needs which is ok because we need an advocate in Washington DC to speak on our behalf. These are our elected Representatives or members of Congress and we are their constituents that they represent. Everybody should know this, after all we voted for these people to go to Washington to do just that. The problem is, that is about all most Americans do is vote but never check up on their Congressperson to see how or what if anything he or she is doing in Washington. We pay them enormous salaries from our tax dollars so they can live the high life while many Americans are struggling financially as they sit idly allowing things to collapse around them like our economy because maybe some special interest group told them not to vote on this bill or vote no on that bill if they want to be guaranteed reelection. The President has lifted the executive ban on off shore drilling but will the Congress do the same? They won’t if the Saudi’s have anything to say about it and don’t think for one minute that they do not have a special interest advocate in Washington to influence our Congress to keep our oil companies from drilling or coming up with alternative energy sources to keep prices down. This is just one example of course but my point is, the American people seem to be more interested in Hollywood gossip and what’s happening with Briteny Spears, ARod, KFed, TomCat, or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or as I like to call them JoPit. I heard on the news the other day about this guy who could name all twenty six models on Deal or No Deal but could not tell you the name of his State Representative. This same guy was crying about the price of gasoline and how bad things are. Of course even knowing the names of your Representatives and writing to them if you are an average American does little good because it is as if your letter falls into a black hole (scientifically speaking, not racially) if you hear from their office at all but I think if Americans really took an interest in what their Representatives were doing and we all persisted in writing them and voicing our concerns and letting them know that we are the ones that voted them into office and that they work for us, maybe just maybe, we as Americans can take back our country.

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